Some days you’re strong enough to say Not Today, Satan. Other days? Well… maybe today. This hilarious candle captures the chaotic mood of surviving life in 2025. Perfect sarcastic gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone who’s just one bad news headline away from letting Satan schedule a meeting. Hand-poured soy wax with a scent that’s way less evil than the world right now.

Why You’ll Love It:
• Handcrafted with eco-friendly soy wax
• Funny, eye-catching label design
• Available in multiple relaxing scents

Great For:
• Special Occasions
• Funny gag gifts
• Unique, memorable presents

Packed with immersive aromas, these scented candles come in 9oz glass jars and are one size (2.8″ × 3.5") (7.1cm × 8.8cm). Made with 100% natural soy wax blend, each candle features a 100% cotton wick and a permanent adhesive label.

• Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
• One size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
• Compliant with ASTM safety standards
• Burning time: 50-60 hours
• Glossy permanent adhesive label
• Choose from six different aromatic scents
• Assembled by our candle-making partner in the USA from globally sourced parts
• White wax color
• Please note: All scents have the same wax color

• Apple Harvest: Scent profile includes a true ripe apple fragrance oil combined with bright fruit notes and just a touch of spice. This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood.

• Cinnamon Vanilla: Scent profile combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam.

• Clean Cotton: Scent profile includes cotton blossom, Lemon on the top with complementing linen and powder, sandalwood and violet base.

• Coconut Cream + Cardamom: Scent profile includes exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down.

• Sea Salt + Orchid scent: Scent profile includes sea salt, ozone on the top with complementing jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves and wood, tonka bean base.

• White Sage + Lavender scent: Scent profile includes lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base.

Thank you for shopping Moon Owl Candle Co. Have a great day!

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Lumient, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.